Well, it was raining that December, I was turning 23
On my way to Hollywood via Tennessee
Looking for adventure, hooked on LSD
I was dreamin` `bout the girls that were goin` down on me

I`ll just stay and spend the night with you
`Cause I know you ain`t got nothing better to do

Feeling pretty thin, it was lookin` pretty grim
Got a herd of Hurdy Gurdies at the Rainbow Bar & Grill
She ain`t f**kin` pretty but she ain`t my f**kin` wife
As long as I don`t end up on the back side of her knife

I`ll just stay and spend the night with you
`Cause I know you ain`t got nothing better to do

Hooked up with a band, second baddest in the land
Eating sushi in Oklahoma, smokin` green bud in Japan
Wheels they keep on turnin` 20 people in the crowd
But I love to hear `em scream when we`re bringin` down the house

I`ll just stay and spend the night with you
`Cause I know you ain`t got nothing better to do

You ain`t got nothing better to do
You ain`t got nothing better to do
You ain`t got nothing better to do
You ain`t got nothing better to do