A lotta people ask me
Where the f**k I`ve been at the last few years
S**t, I don`t know
But I do know I`m back now, haha

Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I`ll disappear, you`ll wonder how
Lookin` for me, I`m underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I`ll disappear, you`ll wonder how
Lookin` for me, I`m underground

Dre, I`m down here under the ground
Dig me up, broken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up
60 sluts, all of them dyin` from asphyxia
After they sip piss through Christopher Reeves sippy cup

Dixie cups, toxins, boxes of oxy pads
Enough oxy cotton to send a f**kin` ox to rehab
Whack job in a bag and a black stalkin` cap
Jackin` off to a hockey mask at a boxin` match

He can`t say that, yes he can
I just did, fa**ot, now guess again
You better text message to your next of kin
Tell `em s**t`s about to get extra messy especially when I flex again
Throw a f**kin` lesbian in wetzy men

So f**gidy, f**gidy, f**gidy, raggidy Ann and Andy
No, raggidy, Andy and Andy, no, it can`t be, it can`t be
Yes, it can be, the f**kin` Antichrist is back
Danny and Satan in black satin panties

This is Amityville, calamity
Goddamn it, insanity pills, fanny pack filled with zanies
Through every nook and cranny, lookin` for trannies
Milk and cookies spilled on my silk negligee, lookie

Razor blades with me to make you bleed
Cases of Maybelline make up layin` on the table with weed
Slim Shady, s**t sounds like a fable to me
Until he jumps out of the f**kin` toilet when you`re takin` a pee

Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I`ll disappear, you`ll wonder how
Lookin` for me, I`m underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I`ll disappear, you`ll wonder how
Lookin` for me, I`m underground

Six semen samples, 17 strands of hair
Found at the back of a van after the shoot with Vanity Fair
Hannah Montana, prepare to elope with a can opener
And be cut open like cantaloupe and canopy beds

And glad bags, yeah, glad to be back
`Cause last year was a tragedy that landed me smack dab in rehab
F**kin` doctor, I ain`t understand a damn word he said
I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch

Two weeks in Brighton, I ain`t enlightened
Bitin` into a f**kin` Vicadin like I`m a Viking
Oh, lighten the strikin`, might be a f**kin` sign I need a psychic
Evaluation, f**k Jason, it`s Friday the 19th

That means is just a regular day
And this is the kind of s**t I think of regularly
F**kin` lesbian shouldn`t have had her legs in the way
Now she`s pregnant and gay, missin` both legs and beggin` to stay

Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I`ll disappear, you`ll wonder how
Lookin` for me, I`m underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I`ll disappear, you`ll wonder how
Lookin` for me, I`m underground

So tell the critics I`m back and I`m comin` to spit it back in abundance
Hit a f** with onions and split a bag of Funyuns
Mad at me? Understandable, cannibal, shootin` animal
Light up a cannon and have him catapult addin` a dog

Captain of the cult with an elite following
To turn Halloween back to a trick or treat holiday
Have Micheal Myers lookin` like a liar, swipe his powers
Replace his knife with flowers and a stack of fliers

Hit Jason Voorhees with a 40
Stuck a suppository up his ass and made him tell me a story
Gave Hannibal Lecter a f**kin` nectarine
And sat him in a f**kin` fruit and vegetable section
And gave him a lecture

Walked up Elm Street with a f**kin` wiffle bat, Drew
Fought Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands, too
And came out with a little scratch, ooh
Lookin` like I got in a f**kin` pillow fight with a triple fat goose

Insanity, can it be vanity? Where is the humanity?
And havin` a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputee
Straight jacket with a hundred eight brackets
And a strap that wraps twice around my back, then they latch it

Cut your f**kin` head off and ask you where you headed off to
Get it, headed off to? Medic, this headache`s awful
This anesthetic`s pathetic, so`s this diabetic waffle
And this prosthetic arm keeps crushin` my hard taco

Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I`ll disappear, you`ll wonder how
Lookin` for me, I`m underground

Here comes the rain and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I`ll disappear, you`ll wonder how
Lookin` for me, I`m underground

So, it wasn`t a choice, it was I had to do this
And now I got 90 days clean and that`s all I have to share, thanks
Thanks for sharin`, Brian, is there anyone else
Who would like to share this evenin`?

Yeah, I got somethin` to share
When you walked through the door you were queer to me
So come here, baby boy, just come here to me
You`re a c**k boy, everybody wants you
You`re gayer than you would ever claim to

I won`t have to rape you
So homie, lay down, down, down
Lay down, down, down, lay down, down, down
Lay down, lay down

Where`s everybody goin`?
This always went over real big in Gay A
Okay wait, I got another one
I just love condoms and lots of c**
No? Oh s**t