It feels so wrong `cause it feel so right
But it`s alright, it`s okay with me
I`ll do my steps all by myself
I don`t need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance, the way I dance
But don`t nobody wanna play with me
So I`m taking my ball and going home, home

I`m that guy, man, shove a dime up in my hind end
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
Slut poke holes in your shirt, jump in mud puddles
While I stomp mud holes in your ass, girl, now let`s cuddle

Blood curdling, you`re gurgling in on your blood waddle
I do for my next trick, I`m feeling wonderful
I think I might just do something a little less subtle
Shove a f**king Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole

Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador
Of the Valentine Day massacre slash assassin
I slash her in the ass with an icicle and leave her lay in a blood bath
While I put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her

In my Spider Man mask, man, just imagine
The fun I can have with a strap on
Stick up a Kim Kardashians ass
And make the bitch run a triathlon

Are those pistachios? Damn I`d like to have some
Laying on the patio, man rolling a fat one
Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on
Goddamn man, are you that much of an asshole

It feels so wrong `cause it feel so right
But it`s alright, it`s okay with me
I`ll do my steps all by myself
I don`t need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance, the way I dance
But don`t nobody wanna play with me
So I`m taking my ball and going home, home

I`m like Houdini, tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
Make this s**t disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
Believe me, homie, you don`t know the meaning of a meanie

They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter, I`m tryna maneuver
The hoover up in your poop shoot, don`t move or ya
Might get it stuck up so f**kin` far up in your uvula
You ain`t gonna know what he was tryna do to your gluteus

Totally tubular, sniffin` glue through a tube in the studio
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Weeny smothered in peanut butter pudding on the tube of your
Eye shadow and that`d look nice, you shoulda seen it, mother

I think I`ll put a piece of art on my Visa card
Then I`ll go beat Mischa Barton with a pleasin` art
Then mosey on over to Rosie O`Donnell`s with McDonald`s
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.

It feels so wrong `cause it feel so right
But it`s alright, it`s okay with me
I`ll do my steps all by myself
I don`t need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance, the way I dance
But don`t nobody wanna play with me
So I`m taking my ball and going home, home

Shady, what are ya doin` chewin` on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat, can`t hide a clue in the back
Boom and assumin` the fact that that dude`s in the back room
Usin` the bathroom, vacuumin` a raccoon

Skewin` a rat, a cat, screwin` a baboon
You shouldn`t ask, what is he doin` with that broom?
You should be glad he ain`t leave you full of stab wounds
You in a trance, I`m back doing my dance, ooh

But they`re afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair and
Make her wear a bathin` suit and take her parasailin`
Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for?
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?

`Cause I`m scared, there`s monsters under my bed
Kelly Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed
You like graffiti, dike? Well, I can pee-pee and write your name

It feels so wrong `cause it feel so right
But it`s alright, it`s okay with me
I`ll do my steps all by myself
I don`t need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance, the way I dance
But don`t nobody wanna play with me
So I`m taking my ball and going home, home

Fine, nobody wants to play with me?
F**k you then, bitch
Guys, you`re always mean to me anyways
All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
You guys are gon` make me, make me sad
Bad, I`m gonna cry, I`m crying
I`m gonna tell my mom
Mom